Last night I dreamed that I was trying to work at Walmart, but Lisa Penner had a remote controlled rocket cart and she was making it chase me around the building. I was out in the parking lot, dodging cars and trying to hide from it. Finally, I rolled under a car and lay very still for several hours, hoping she'd give up looking for me and go away. When I peeked out to see if she was gone, I saw that she had put my Timothy on watch and he saw me. Immediately the rocket cart went after me again. I ran inside the store and logged onto a register, thinking that if she realized I was trying to work she'd leave me alone. My line got very long, and I looked around and realized I was the only register open.
Unfortunately, I messed up my first order and cashed it out instead of hitting "credit." So then I had to wait for a CSM to come and do a "1-action code" to void it out so I could re-ring the order. All of the other customers were very frustrated with me. Not only that, but I realized I had lost my library card (or it might have been my FOID card) and that I wasn't legally allowed to process credit card transactions unless I applied for a new copy. It was going to take 5-7 days for that to show up and also would require a $35 processing fee.
In the meantime, I went to church, and realized that all of the singers on stage were wearing dresses that were way too long for them. I felt bad for them, and wanted to do something to help. So, as inconspicuously as possible, I crawled up on stage and pinned up their dresses with safety pins.
